mom put a ramen flavoring packet in my oatmeal  x.X

oh fuckin’ yeah

what a concept

allthingseurope:

Colored house front in Berlin (by Frizztext)

nickdrake:

Drew Barrymore 1995: David LaChapelle for Premiere

 ooh the only pic of drew barrymore i actually like

me: “you’re in the wrong lane”

brit: “no, i always drive in the left lane. if you drive in the right lane there’s always bikers going past you. it’s like, how do you know if you ran one over or not?”

me: 0.0

      XDDDDD

loveeholic:

love-classy:

(via lindsayhuffman, vodkaandvogue)

0.0 ! 

as i started to type in “Lilly Allen” in the google searchbar, some things popped up…

me: “she’s preganant?!”

my sis: “third nipple?!”

me: “eew i hate Justin Beiber. He’s like 2.”

my sis: “too what?”

me: “2 years old”